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Crimson Soldiers vs Hirntot
Written by Slayer   
Friday, 26 February 2010 12:28
Hello folks,

yesterday evening our army of eternal noobs moved once again to the battlefield because some weeks ago another army challenged them. This time the victims weren't our regular players, no - a clan called Crimson Soldiers (www.crimson-soldiers.org/) wanted to play the slaughter cattle. The rules were easy: 12 brave soldiers on each side, etpro as surrounding and the classic blood imbued battlefields like goldrush, fueldump, radar and oasis.

So Dichterhund started to collect the noobs who weren't frightened enough for this epic battle, which resulted in following line up:

Deadeye
Dichterhund
El*Ejecutor
Garfield
GrunzQaak
MaryJane
Martinius
Mojo
Moses
Slayer
TheOne
WeirdAl

and friendly help of teatime and American Idiot

So at 20 CET both armys met on the battlefield of the old northafrican town called goldrush. After fullholding the victims of Crimson Soldiers for 25 minutes (with awesome mortaraction by theO)
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it was our turn to show them how this map works. And what happened then is called on every part of the world just in word: rape. Several 5-6 man kills from our eternal noobs (especially MaryJanes PF and Martinius airstrike found many victims), made the objective relativly easy to fullfill. So with more then 18 minutes left on the clock the round ended.
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Crimson Soldiers said that this is their gift for us as a good hoster so we were interested to see how the next map - fueldump - would work out. And indeed this time it was a really hard fight to get the objective done. We needed too long to blow the fueldump so we set a time of 19:16
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And this time we could hold the army of crimson soldiers back for 16 minutes but then somehow they planted 3 dynas at our beloved fueldump and we only could defuse 2 of them so this round was theirs:
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So we had to test our strengths on another battlefield called radar. Again another fullhold by our army of eternal noobs gave us enough time for the attacking part
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We didn't want to waste any time so we made it a fast one and took this map home:

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After nearly 3 hours of battle the winner was clear: Hirntot once again with ther army of eternal noobs and it's unbelievable and opponent-disturbing headless chicken tactic had another victory on the battlefield!

Thanks go out to dichterhund on hirntot side, who made the organisation for the hirntot dudes and of course to inQ from Crimson Soldiers who invited us and made this epic battle possible. Stay tuned for next battles to come, because so far as i have heard there might be the next incoming soon ;)

Thank you for reading,
a proud member of the army of eternal noobs
Last Updated on Friday, 26 February 2010 12:57